Greetings From The Red Planet
The Current Temperature On Mars Is (minus) -82.
It's like springtime in your freezer.
Welcome to the Larz From Mars website.
Larz is an alien stranded on Earth,
he does acting, stand up comedy,
and is planning to host a Talk Show on commercial TV.
Presently The Larz From Mars Show is airing on Public Access TV in the Washington DC area. This is because Larz has a vision to host and produce a Late Night Talk Show live from the Nation's Capitol. Larz is working night and day to facilitate this. But he needs your help. Beyond the normal wacked out plea for money, Larz needs you to write and call your local TV Stations and tell them to put Larz From Mars on the air in your town. Don't delay, do it today.
Don't let Larz From Mars grow old and become visually un-presentable.
Let Larz show you what's happening here on Planet Earth.
And, as for the money.
Please mail it to:
Larz From Mars
PO BOX 19326
Washington DC 20036
Send Larz an e-mail! LarzFromMars@yahoo.com |